Celebrity Christmas Messages 2021: Mariah Carey, Meghan Markle

Harry and Meghan posted their very first photo of their daughter Lilibet in their family Christmas card.
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It was the night before Christmas, when all through the gram,
The celebrities were all posting, decked out in glamor;

The captions were written by the public relations teams with care
In the hope that the sponsor’s money would be there soon;

Children argued to pose in their pajamas
For organized visions of wealthy happy families;

We rocked our midwinter parchment with a start
When a new post was posted – from Harry! And Markle!

We gasped at the sight and we shivered at the thrill of it
Because there was the first photo of the new baby Lilibet!

This year has been fucked, but celebrities are consistent
They all continued to post (with help from assistants);

So here is a quick list of their holiday toasts.
Merry Christmas everyone, happy posting!

Harry and Meghan:

Guillaume and Kate:

Mariah Carey:

Gwen Stefani:

Heather Rae Young and Tarek El Moussa:

Lizzo:

Billie Eilish:

Olivia Rodrigo:

Courtney Love (and a photo of Madonna):

Victoria Justice:

Tracee Ellis Ross:

Rihanna :

Nicki Minaj:

Chloe Bailey:

Halle Bailey:

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